Nancy drives the Democrats off the Impeachment cliff

Nancy is Thelma & Louising it right off the cliff
and taking the Democrat House Majority with her.

Patriot Retort

This morning, in a completely slurred and somewhat comical “faux serious” speech, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced that the Democrats will be Thelma & Louising it clean off the Impeachment cliff.

This is very solemn and sober process that holy shit we must speed the hell up after one day of hearings and not a single material witness holy god please get this over with before Iowa. https://t.co/yUqhjfJjFz

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) December 5, 2019

Yeah, right. So sadly, in fact, that once she gets to the “proceed with articles of impeachment,” a little smile emerges on her face.

None of this is a surprise.  We’ve known since January 20, 2017 that the Democrats planned to impeach President Trump.

The fact is, even if those wack-a-doodle “Constitutional scholars” and the C-word Shrew the Democrats paraded before the Judiciary Committee yesterday did nothing but sit in stony silence for eight hours, Nancy would’ve made this same announcement.

It’s too late to turn around or even tap the breaks on this suicide mission.

Nancy has no choice but to put the pedal to the metal and drive headlong off the cliff — taking her House majority with her. Because if she doesn’t, the Democrats’ psychotic Resistance^LOL base will descend on Washington and drag Nancy to the gallows.

So damn the election, full steam ahead!

It is rather surprising to me that Democrats from moderate and Trump-won districts aren’t begging to be let out of the car before Nancy drives them off the cliff. Then again, maybe they were just BS-ing voters in 2018 when they claimed to be “moderate.”

Of course, since this was a Nancy Pelosi press conference, I should probably point out that the Judiciary Committee is planning to hold another hearing on Monday. So either Nancy jumped the gun on this press conference or Jerry Nadler didn’t get her memo. Or, Nancy’s BIG ANNOUNCEMENT was just more sputtering, mumbling hot air amounting to nothing.

Or, maybe these Democrats are just a bunch of hapless idiots.

Or, all of the above.

They’d have to be idiots to willingly drive over the cliff this close to the 2020 election.

This shampeachment isn’t hurting the President.

In fact,

Yeah.  Funny how that happens.

And don’t think for a moment that Trump’s rising approval rating and this moronic shampeachment aren’t connected.

They are.

The more Democrats and the media shove impeachment at the public, the worse the numbers get – for them.  And the higher President Trump’s approval goes.

So go ahead, Nancy.  Drive your party off the cliff.  I really don’t think you’re going to like where you end up.

And speaking of Shampeachment, take a few minutes to check out Kurt Schlichter’s latest column “The Democrats’ Massive Impeachment Fail.”  It’s hilarious.  And not just because he refers to Jerry Nadler as the “legendary legislative Oompa Loompa” and the “human garden gnome.”