We’ve always known Rootin-Tootin Eric has a habit of talking out of his ass. But I never took it literally — until now.
Seeing a five second clip of Rootin-Tootin Eric Swalwell cutting a fart live on MSNBC was just the laugh I needed to lift my spirits.
And while he’s going on about Trump’s crimes he lets one loose. How hilarious is that?
When Eric lies his nose doesn’t grow. Instead, his colon evacuates on cue.
When Eric lies his nose doesn’t grow. Instead, his colon evacuates on cue.
Then again, Rootin-Tootin Eric has been threatening to drop the bomb. And thar she blows!
Did they mic his ass?
I mean, wow is that loud.
We’ve always known Rootin-Tootin Eric has a habit of talking out of his ass. But I never took it literally — until now.
From the sounds of that fart, I’m thinking a change of underwear is in order.
And maybe a janitor with a mop.
Just how desperate must one be for face-time on cable news that you’d insist on doing a hit with your bowels in an uproar?
Maybe if Rootin-Tootin Eric had let one rip during a debate he’d still be in the race.
Ah well. Missed opportunities.
As it is I doubt he’ll be living this down anytime soon.
Please President Trump. Please, please, please tweet about this.
Thanks for the laugh, Rootin-Tootin Eric. I needed it.