President Trump's blunt talk was going to be played on endless loops from Thursday to Monday in hopes of getting all those FemiNazi's chanting and screaming "Misogyny", "Racist".
Suddenly Fate steps in, or maybe GOD said, Oh No you don't Tide Pod Nancy!
BOOM!
Elijah Cummings drops over dead! BWHAHAHA!!!!
Now everyone has to play nice for a week canonizing the Racepimper Cummings.
President Trump strikes first with a tweet about how great RacePimper Cummings was.
“My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!”
The Media immediately attacks the President, Democrats are stunned, they have to take nearly 24 hrs to say maybe the President did not mean what he said!
LMAO!
So now, The Rich White Liberal Elite Democrats have to start planning the canonization of their pet Elijah Cummings.
Next out comes Mick Mulvaney with a press conference which confuses the Hell out of everyone, the Media pounces, Mick says there was Qrid Pro Quo!!!!!
Schiff For Brains immediately screams Investigate so We Can Impeach.
Meanwhile Tide Pod Nancy Pelosi sits stunned in her rocker talking about how they have to plan for the dead race pimp.
Boom! President Trump holds a rally in Dallas and 50,000+ Trumpers show up and guess what?
They all aren't white Klansmen!
President Trump announces a 5 day cease fire in Syria that Muslims won't kill Muslims for a few days and no American Troops will be at risk!
So the weekend starts with Democrats stunned and in disarray while the Media screams Quid Pro Quo, Impeachment, Trump's a Racist and our ever favorite. Will President Trump Survive!
Everyone have a great weekend!