Saturday, September 5, 2026

Trump Renames The Montreal Canadiens As The Montreal Americans

 

Sports·Sep 4, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Friday that he had successfully annexed the Canadian hockey team, the Montreal Canadiens, and would be renaming them the Montreal Americans.

The controversial move came amid an ongoing trade war with America's neighbor to the north, but Trump insisted that renaming the team the Americans was really doing Canada a favor.

"We're going to be changing the name of the Montreal Canadiens to the Montreal Americans, effective immediately," Trump said from the Oval Office. "As you know, America has dominated Canada in hockey for years. So, we're doing them a favor, naming one of their teams after us. It's more accurate, I think. Who wants to be named after a bunch of losers? Maybe now they'll win a Stanley Cup, and it'll be all thanks to me."

Montreal Americans owner Geoff Molson reportedly resisted the name change. "We're not calling them the Americans. That's stupid. No one likes America."

"He said that? That's stupid," Trump said after a reporter informed him of Molson's comments. "You know, they misspelled the name. It was Canadiens with an 'e.' What a dumb mistake," Trump said. "Probably why they haven't won a Stanley Cup in 33 years."

Molson was later forced into compliance by NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman. "Who can resist Trump's will?" Bettman reportedly told Molson in a tense meeting. "He took Lake Ontario, and now he's taking our Canadiens. If you fight this, he might take you too. You never know what he might name you."

At publishing time, Canadians appeared to be fully behind the name change as the Montreal Americans' season opener on September 29 had already sold out.

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Great Expectations: Attracting Millennials to Careers in Manufacturing

 

Last year, The Manufacturing Institute partnered with Deloitte to update its manufacturing skills gap report—the findings were concerning, to say the least. The report revealed that the United States will need to fill nearly 3.5 million manufacturing jobs over the next decade. A staggering 2 million of those jobs are likely to go unfilled due to the skills gap.

As Baby Boomers exit the workforce, the need to attract younger workers to manufacturing has never been more important. A crucial target: millennials, who the U.S. Census Bureau defines as people between ages 18 and 34 by 2015. The pool of millennials is vast—this generation has recently overtaken baby boomers as the largest with 75.4 million who fall into this category. But while their numbers may be plenty, attracting them to an industry suffering from an image problem has proven challenging.

Jennifer McNelly, executive director of The Manufacturing Institute, says while Americans overwhelmingly believe manufacturing is important, they don’t necessarily want their children to pursue careers in the industry. According to the organization’s public perception survey, 90 percent of Americans believe that manufacturing is very important to economic prosperity, and 82 percent believe the U.S. should further invest in manufacturing. But just one in three parents surveyed would encourage their children to pursue a career in manufacturing. The reasons: worry about job security and stability and the belief that the industry has limited career prospects.

 And it seems young people are listening to their parents.

 “When you actually segmented that out to the Millennial Generation, interest in manufacturing jobs dropped to the rock bottom,” said McNelly. “These are the workers we need today. They’re employed today somewhere and moving towards management, if not already there. It remains a persistent problem for us and something we really need new strategies to change.”

The good news, McNelly says, is that the manufacturing industry fully recognizes the problem and is working hard to address it. Companies are investing in summer camps for kids and programs like First Robotics, an international youth organization that operates robotics and Lego competitions. Manufacturers are also participating in National Manufacturing Day. In its third year, over 2,600 events attracted more than 400,000 students and parents to celebrate manufacturing and promote it as a fulfilling and fruitful career option.

 

The Manufacturing Institute launched an ambassador’s toolkit targeted to millennials during last year’s Manufacturing Day. The toolkit provides manufacturers with a guide to create an ambassador program that encourages employees to engage today’s workforce and to expose more students to careers in manufacturing. And manufacturers are already taking advantage.

 Cooper Tire, a global replacement tire manufacturer headquartered in Findlay, Ohio, participates in the Manufacturing Institute’s Dream It. Do It. program, and has recruited some 40 employees to serve as ambassadors on “The Dream Team.” The company says their ambassador program is already having an impact.

 “We’re actually going back to focus on eighth graders with most of our outreach efforts because eighth grade is one of those ages where kids are making their first decisions, opinions, forming their idea of what they might want to do for their careers, so it’s not at all too early to start to talk with them about careers in manufacturing,” said Anne Roman, vice president of communications and public affairs for Cooper Tire.

 Roman says the makeup of the Dream Team is purposefully diverse so young people can see that manufacturing isn’t just about “making stuff,” but offers careers in a variety of fields.

 “Students are intrigued when we tell them how many people it actually takes to make a tire,” said Dream Team ambassador and associate engineer for Cooper Tire Patrick Wallace. “From innovation in tire design and materials to manufacturing, through sales and marketing — taking a tire from concept to production and delivering it to the end user is a complex process.”

 The company also participates in Manufacturing Day, and Roman says feedback from parents and students has been overwhelmingly positive.

 “We received great surveys back. One parent wrote to us and talked about the fact that her child has never expressed that much excitement about anything that took place at school until he was exposed to this. It’s fascinating.”

 Jeannine Kunz, vice president of Tooling U-SME, works to provide schools with the latest curriculum that aligns to what the industry needs. Kunz says she sees more schools coming to the table to work with local employers and ensure students are equipped with the right skills to satisfy the needs of today’s manufacturers.

 “We’re getting into more and more projects that have both parties at the table—not just us sitting at the table trying to transfer that knowledge from industry to schools, but also having employers sitting at the table, sitting on advisory committees, or schools going into the companies themselves to see what’s happening.”

 But Kunz says an area that needs more attention is ensuring enough students are enrolled in programs geared toward the manufacturing field.

 “There are schools that have had to close their programs,” said Kunz. “They have great programs. They have beautiful new equipment for these kids to learn on, but not enough kids are enrolled.”

 “There really needs to be a call to action for the industry, parents, career counselors—there’s a lot of people who play a role. It’s going to take a village to address it.

"We received great surveys back. One parent wrote to us and talked about the fact that her child has never expressed that much excitement about anything that took place at school until he was exposed to this. It’s fascinating."

 https://www.gray.com/insights/great-expectations-attracting-millennials-to-careers-in-manufacturing/


Zelenskyy Blames Russia for Drone Attack on Office of Ukraine Security Service, SBU


It is an unfortunate reality that leaders of Ukraine military, intelligence and security services are more concerned with money, affluence, exotic cars and beachfront villas in Europe than functionally carrying out their duties. Alas, that is the nature of Ukraine and President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has very little control over it.

A few days ago, a shootout in the capital between rival powers of the Ukraine Intelligence Service (SBU) and Ukraine Military Intelligence (HUR) broke out bringing increased embarrassment to an already tenuous situation {citation}.  Therefore, it does not come as a surprise today when an explosive drone that hit the headquarters of SBU security chief Oleksandr Poklad is argued amid Ukraine rank and file to have originated from within.

However, Ukraine President Zelenskyy is quick to point fingers at Russia for the drone that flew in the window of SBU Chief Poklad. I mean, what else could Zelenskyy say and still retain some semblance of face-saving toward the NATO alliance he is dependent on.

Up to this point, Russia has never targeted a specific Ukraine leader for assassination; Zelenskyy’s constant visibility is seemingly confirmation of this lack of interest.  But Zelenskyy is certain that Russia tried to kill Oleksandr Poklad. Go figure.

UKRAINE – A Russian drone has hit the headquarters of the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) during a strike in the heart of Kyiv, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has said.

The unmanned aerial vehicle crashed into the SBU headquarters on Friday afternoon, targeting a room used by security chief Oleksandr Poklad.  It is not clear whether Poklad was in the building, but Zelensky said he had since spoken to him to order an “appropriate, tangible response”.

“The drone was aimed directly at the office of the Head of the Security Service in that building,” Zelensky confirmed. It suggests Russia’s new drones are growing in accuracy and signals Moscow could step up strikes before possible US mediation talks this weekend.

“All emergency services are on the scene. Everyone affected will receive the necessary assistance,” Zelensky added in a message on Telegram.

“I instructed Poklad to deliver an appropriate, tangible response and, where possible, one that mirrors this strike, to the Russians once everything is ready. Our military will support this response.” (read more)

It’s worth noting that when allied media favorable to Zelenskyy (like the BBC) start using terms like “Zelenskyy says” in their headlines, as opposed to direct assertions from their own belief, the indications are that even the BBC doesn’t want to carry that much unsubstantiated water.

SSU Head Oleksandr Poklad reported on preparations for our active response to the Russian strikes. The geography of our response has been determined. The timing will be chosen to ensure results. Glory to Ukraine! ~ Zelenskyy

In related news the horse-toothed President of Finland, Alexander Stubb has been positioning himself as the ‘trusted voice’ within Europe who can negotiate a sensible peace between Ukraine and Russia.  Stubb has higher aspirations to lead NATO, so the self-interest to raise his profile amid the collective might actually result in some benefit.

President Horse Teeth does speak with pragmatic tones that may be able to navigate away from an EU-NATO war with Russia. However, Canadian Banker/Prime Minister Mark Carney, who is not European despite his professed curriculum vitae, could become jealous and mess up the politically pragmatic approach.

[…] Asked about the warning from the Ministry of Defense and the Bundeswehr that Putin could be able to attack NATO territory by 2029, Stubb said: “If someone had such a crystal ball – wonderful. But I just don’t see any evidence or facts for it.” He “does not believe that Russia would ever want to attack the most powerful military alliance in the world, NATO.” He explained his philosophy as follows: “I’m not saying, ‘Relax.’ You should always prepare for the worst to prevent it.”

[…] Despite the economic and military problems in Russia, Alexander Stubb does not assume that Vladimir Putin will give up. “I don’t think Russia will end this war because of an economic downturn,” the Finn said. “One should never underestimate how much economic hardship the Russians can endure.” Neither inflation, nor the banking crisis or the interest rate level would end the war – nor would the high losses of Russian soldiers.

[…] Asked about the attempted drone attacks at Leipzig/Halle Airport, Alexander Stubb called for a level-headed reaction: “I think it is very important to keep a cool head when it comes to such things.” In this way, Germany could publicly declare that it knows who is behind it and send Russia a message at the diplomatic level.

[…] Stubb expressly welcomed CIA chief John Ratcliffe’s visit to Moscow, which was as surprising as it was mysterious: “I think it’s good. Really. I believe that there must be a dialogue.” It is also true that Americans and Russians are in contact “in different formats”. “I hope that the American military is also in dialogue with the Russian military.”

[…] Stubb demands: “I believe that someone in Europe (…) must resume dialogue with Russia to understand what is going on there. We have to talk to each other at the political level.” His “great concern with this current silence towards Russia is that illusions are emerging there” about what is happening in Europe. In other words, Moscow could accept the emergence of new threats that do not exist in reality. (source – Translated)

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has an economic mess on his hands and an election this Sunday that is shaping up to be a big slap in his face.  Merz’s pontifications about a looming military conflict against Russia are akin to Canadian Prime Minister Carney shouting ‘Trump won’t let us speak French’ to firm up his own electoral elements.

Bottom line: I hope President Trump invites Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin to the G20 in Miami this year.  It would be refreshing if President Trump, Chairman Xi, Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salmon and President Putin could enjoy an al fresco moment; while Prime Minister Carney and the Euroweanie collective discuss how to avoid another one of those dangerous gifts from President Erdogan.


Nearly 4 million new manufacturing jobs are coming to America as boomers retire

 But it’s the one trade job Gen Z (14 to 29 years old) doesn’t want. 

Neither do Millennials age 30 to 45

Factory worker on assembly line.

Gen Z is ditching corporate careers to become electricians and plumbers. Yet they’re turning their noses up at factory jobs that come with rock-bottom salaries.

Gen Zers are steadily abandoning the college-to-corporate pipeline, opting for trade school and blue-collar jobs instead. They’re suiting up as electricians, plumbers, and carpenters for six-figure salaries—but there’s one thriving industry they’re still turning their nose up at.

Manufacturing is one of America’s hottest growing professions, with 3.8 million new jobs expected to open up by 2033, according to research last year from Deloitte and the Manufacturing Institute. 

Yet half of those roles are predicted to go unfilled. Just 14% of Gen Z say they’d consider industrial work as a career, according to a separate study from Soter Analytics. 

Gen Z’s interest in degree-less manufacturing jobs should be obvious—after all, they’re already ditching cushy air-conditioned offices for blue-collar horizons. But they’re choosing to sit this one out. 

That’s likely because a quarter of them believe the industry doesn’t offer flexibility and isn’t safe, as per Soter Analytics’ study—two non-negotiables for Gen Z, who value hybrid work and being cared for on the job.

Gen Z wants blue-collar work—just not on the factory floor

The workforce’s youngest generation is swapping “office siren” attire for hard hats and neon vests. But they won’t be rushing to fill open seats on factory floors.

Enrollment in vocational-focused community colleges jumped 16% last year—reaching the highest level since the National Student Clearinghouse began tracking the data in 2018. There also was a 23% surge in Gen Z studying construction trade from 2022 to 2023, and a 7% hike of participation in HVAC and vehicle repair programs. Most Americans, 78%, have seen a rising interest in trade jobs from young adults. 

These blue-collar careers allow Gen Z to be their own boss, have more flexibility over their hours, and still rake in six-figure salaries. The work is in high demand, and doesn’t require a costly college degree, sinking many young people into debt. 

But factory work faces some issues that are complete turn-offs to Gen Z. 

Indeed, manufacturing was once advertised as a stable career—padded with a pension, the industry was rife with opportunities in America’s industrialized society. But today, plumbing and even waitressing present better financial opportunities (and are more dynamic) than being a functioning cog in an assembly line. 

Manufacturing jobs in the U.S. pay an average of about $25 per hour, or about $51,890 per year—far below the 2024 average American salary of about $69,850 annually.

One reason why wages in the sector have stagnated may be chalked up to corporate suppression of factory labor unions. Workers have far less bargaining power to barter for better salaries that once made the jobs so attractive. 

Gen Z also don’t want to be sequestered to ‘boring’ factory floors, when they might find more intrigue bartending or unclogging drains for better wages. 

https://fortune.com/2025/12/04/gen-z-4-million-new-manufacturing-jobs-america-boomer-retire-one-trade-job-young-people-dont-want/

Zelenskyy Heading to Canada


Sometimes you can get so far into the rabbit hole that you just need to transmit the signal and let others figure it out.  So, here’s some sketchy stuff that doesn’t make sense, but then again…

You might remember my mentioning that something was odd after Zelenskyy visited London in early June and then a series of unexplained events started happening.  Well, maybe what I am about to share connects to that, or maybe it’s just my imagination.

It all started when I took the announcement of De Nederlandsche Bank transferring gold from Canada and the USA, then overlaid their reported timeline with other stuff I have been tracking.  According to the announcement:Between March and August 2026, approximately 86 tonnes of gold were transferred from the combined total of approximately 313 tonnes held in the United States and Canada to London.” {source}

Now, mind you the official public notice just happened yesterday, Sept 2nd.

Between March and August 2026?  A very interesting set of dates, considering the Dutch claim their move was due to uncertainty with the USA and Canada economic and trade positions, yet those economic/trade positions were not tenuous until very late August.

Why move gold out of Canada in March?

Here’s the interesting timing.  Do you remember when Canada reported a 0.0% GDP growth in the first quarter, and technically that put them into a defined recession.  That narrative was not in the interests of Mark Carney who was -perhaps not coincidentally- repeatedly visiting the EU after taking up the leadership position for the “new, middle-power world order.”  In fact, the Canadian GDP result was widely reported and a sore spot for Carney’s govt.

March -when this Dutch gold movement began- just happens to be the end of the first quarter, and when the first quarter data was revised the GDP result went up ever-so-slightly from 0.0 to 0.1%. {source}

The second quarter (Apr, May, June) the Canadian GDP was then reported as 0.8% {source} which was enough to erase the ‘recession‘ talking points and give Mark Carney some political breathing room.

The total Canadian economy is not that large at approximately $2.51 trillion.  [For Comparison, Texas is $2.9 trillion.]  As best as I can determine, the amount of gold moved out of Canada was 7.6 metric tonnes {source} and {source}.  Again, this movement took place in March – August. The value of the 7.6 metric tonnes is roughly $1.1 billion dollars.

Here’s where it gets interesting.  Normally, a gold reserve shift from one country to the next doesn’t affect nominal GDP of the exporting country because technically the Canadians don’t own it, the Dutch bank owns it (central bank of Netherlands).  However, depending on how the central bank of Canada and the Central bank of the Netherlands handles it, there are ways to position the transfer as an export; a central banking scheme.

Mark Carney was previously the head of the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England where De Nederlandsche Bank transferred the gold.

Mark Rutte is from the Netherlands. He previously served as the Prime Minister of the Netherlands before becoming NATO’s General Secretary.

We have all watched Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney proclaim his devotion to the European NATO alliance, and we’ve watched the EU-NATO alliance embrace him as their foil against the geopolitical reset underway by U.S. President Donald Trump.

All of the timing, the events, the moves and statements, the visible appearances and the odd shifts in narrative all seem to align in one direction.

Is it just a coincidence that at the exact time when Carney is feeling the economic heat from Canadian economic outcomes, the central bank from the home country of the NATO head Mark Rutte, De Nederlandsche Bank, shifts gold from Canada to London, and that coincides with just the right amount of value ($1.1 billion) to shift Canadian GDP statistics, and give Carney political breathing room domestically?…

…. a timing that coincides with Zelenskyy traveling to London and then mysteriously showing up at the G7 in Paris, only to follow the group to the NATO summit in Ankara, Turkey, while Ukraine is not a G7 or NATO member?

…. that coincidentally is followed by Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announcing a newly formed Defence, Security and Resilience Bank (DSRB), a new multilateral financial institution {source}, that essentially serves as another form of a central bank that he can control?

…. which is soon followed by a London announcement {source} for the U.K to build the mechanics of the war machine that will supply Zelenskyy?

I’ll leave it up to you to decide if this summary sounds remotely plausible.

SUMMARY: After taking the position as the lead against Donald Trump, former central banker Mark Carney embraces the EU-NATO alliance who are challenged with diminished EU economic outcomes; while EU Commission head Ursula von der Leyen proclaims EU citizen savings in banks must be put to better use; while gaining economic breathing room from allied interests of Dutch NATO head Mark Rutte as the De Nederlandsche Bank shifts gold from Canada to London; giving Carney the domestic political capital to confront NATO nemesis Donald Trump; while the rest of the enterprise assembles the war machine for the EU-NATO alliance -sans Trump- to support Zelenskyy by expanding conflict with Russia; thereby avoiding their own domestic political vulnerabilities.

TODAY – OTTAWA — “Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is planning to visit Canada as soon as next week. A non-government source says the exact timing of the visit is being adjusted, possibly due to the funeral of Norway’s King Harald, scheduled for Sept. 9 in Oslo. […] Prime Minister Mark Carney visited Kyiv a year ago, while Zelenskyy last visited Canada in Halifax last December amid ongoing efforts to end Russia’s full-scale invasion.”

There are Trillions at Stake