President of European Parliament Bans EU Nations from Purchasing Russian Gas Without Paying Commission to Third Party

Conservative Treehouse 

The headline is the reality of the thing.

In order to make themselves feel better, the European Union is now banning the EU countries from purchasing discounted Russian oil and gas directly. Instead, the EU will force their assembly to purchase Russian oil and gas from India at a premium.  The EU is still buying Russian oil and gas; however, paying more, they believe, will work out better for them in the long-term.  Go figure.

European Parliament President Roberta Metsola made the announcement via X:

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The actual target of this oil and gas ban is the nation of Hungary, who as a landlocked nation is dependent on the gas from Russia.  The EU ban expressly hurts the position of Hungary because Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban has refused to kneel to the dictates of Brussels.

Prime Minister Orban has vowed to sue the European Parliament over the ban. The lawsuit will likely be supported by other EU countries who understand the stupidity of paying India for what amounts to a brokerage fee to deliver the same oil and gas.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford Appears in Awkward Presser – We Love Chinese EVs Now

Ontario Premier Doug Ford went for a pizza with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.  Following the meeting Doug Ford appears on camera for a debrief to explain how he has reversed his opposition to Chinese EV imports.  The presser looks like a hostage video (prompted):

USMCA Article 32.10 – Non-Market Country FTA (key provisions):

“A Party intending to negotiate a free trade agreement with a non-market country shall inform the other Parties at least three months prior to commencing negotiations and, upon request, provide information regarding the objectives of those negotiations.

A Party that enters into a free trade agreement with a non-market country shall provide the other Parties with the full text of the agreement prior to signing.

If a Party enters into a free trade agreement with a non-market country, the other Parties may terminate this Agreement on six months’ notice and replace it with a bilateral agreement.” [SOURCE]

Ilhan Omar 'Assaulted' at Town Hall Event. Here's What Happened.

Townhall 

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is okay, but she was ‘assaulted’ during a town hall event. She wasn’t punched, kicked, smacked, or even shot at, but the Minnesota congresswoman was sprayed with an unknown liquid by an attendee who was wrestled to the ground. The substance reportedly emitted a foul odor. Omar continued with the event. The Minnesota leftist was clamoring for the resignation of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem (via Fox News):

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., was sprayed with an unknown substance by a man that charged her while she was speaking at a town hall in Minneapolis on Tuesday night.

Omar was immediately pulled away by her security and the unidentified man was tackled and restrained by security. Omar appeared to be shaken, but largely unharmed.  

"We will continue. These f--king a--holes are not going to get away with this," Omar shouted as the room reacted. 

"It smells terrible," a member of her entourage said as she urged her to stop and get checked out. 

All is well, as no one was hurt. We don’t know the suspect’s name or his motives. 

Brace yourselves for a possible string of 'the GOP is out of control' stories from the media over this incident. 

🚩Many are pointing out how odd it is that she would not be alarmed about what the substance might be, unless she knew ahead of time that it was a harmless substance.

Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today

Babylon Bee🐝 

Is Trump's Gestapo getting on your nerves? Looking for ways to show support for undocumented Americans by standing up to federal law enforcement? You're not alone. Rest assured, there are things you can do to show you're part of the resistance.

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of simple ways you can do today to resist ICE:

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1. Eat some tacos: They were probably made by illegal immigrants, but even if they weren't, they're still delicious.

2. Perform routine maintenance on your agent-ramming SUV: Running down ICE is best done with proper oil changes and tire pressure checks.

3. Go sit in a Target: This will definitely accomplish... something.

4. Wear a sombrero at all times so ICE will chase you and the illegals can run away: Throw in a fake mustache for extra effect.

5. Spend years building up a tolerance to pepper spray and tear gas: Nothing wrong with playing the long game.

6. Add a new verse to John Lennon's "Imagine": It's the go-to tactic for standing up to right-wing fascism.

7. Make sure all photographs of you are edited to make you more attractive: In case anything happens to you, you'll look much better on the news and get a lot more sympathy.

8. Crochet a rainbow shawl with "NO ICE" on it: It's gay and it's for a good cause.

9. Storm the Capitol: Because standing up to the government is OK again now.

10. Post a TikTok video of you screaming at the top of your lungs: Nothing gets your point across like sounding like a total loon.

11. Wear a button on your designer gown at an exclusive Hollywood awards ceremony: If you're a famous actress, everyone will listen to you.

12. Get elected governor so you can stop obeying laws: Simple and effective.

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ICE won't stand a chance if everyone joins together and follows the steps listed above. What are other ways someone can resist ICE? Share your suggestions in the comments.