Friday, October 14, 2022

Why Ron DeSantis Should Run in 2024


For DeSantis, 2024 is the only time to run.


Ron DeSantis is a veteran who has spent his time since leaving the military serving his home state of Florida. He is dedicated to his family and is a proven leader in his state—most recently navigating my hometown in Southwest Florida through the disastrous impact of Hurricane Ian. DeSantis has all the hallmarks of a president-in-the-making. Since 2018, DeSantis has led the state through a series of horrific crises. His powerful and disciplined leadership has ensured that the Sunshine State is one of the most prosperous and freest in the Union. 

First, there was DeSantis’ performance during the COVID-19 pandemic. When so many other states succumbed to authoritarianism, DeSantis bucked the trend (even defying then-President Donald Trump) by reopening Florida, saving the economy and, as it turned out, many lives in the process. Because of DeSantis’ visionary and decisive actions as governor during the pandemic, the Sunshine State moved away from being the butt of national jokes and was seen more and more as the promised land. Today in Florida, one sees not only old folks from northern states but young, hip people with license plates from states as far away as California and Oregon. In saving the state’s economy from the ravages of the federal government’s overly cautious pandemic response policies, DeSantis made Florida the best run state with one of the best economies in the nation. 

Second, DeSantis has waged a careful and highly effective campaign against the purveyors of indecency in corporate America. Going against what many believed was sensible advice, the Florida governor launched a cavalcade of attacks against the Disney Corporation, one of Florida’s largest employers and the owner of the Disney World theme parks in Orlando—a major economic engine for the state’s vital tourism industry. Uncowed by the threats from corporate leaders (such as insinuations that the corporations in question would fund DeSantis’ political opponents or would even pull their businesses from Florida), DeSantis understood that he had no choice and hit companies like Disney hard. He did this not because he had a jag against Mickey Mouse. Far from it. DeSantis recognized that the Left had co-opted much of corporate America—including Disney—and were using companies like Disney to push a vile agenda upon our children; attempting to reprogram and indoctrinate the kids so they’d grow up to be good little leftists. He put the country’s future, and our children, ahead of his political ambitions.

Third, when Hurricane Ian made landfall and ravaged my hometown in Southwest Florida, Governor DeSantis immediately flew down with his staff and planted himself in the disaster zone. From a makeshift command center, the governor commanded a strong response to the devastating hurricane. He waged an unremitting war against inefficient political cronyism by publicly attacking my city’s energy company for refusing to ask for help from other power companies. Because of that, our lights were turned on much faster than they would have been. Then, when construction crews insisted that they could not get the bridge into Pine Island restored in any timeframe that was less than a month—leaving hundreds of people abandoned on a destroyed island—DeSantis ordered the bridge be rebuilt and opened within 72 hours. It was, despite the naysaying from overly cautious engineers. In fact, DeSantis’ entire governorship is a masterclass in successful crisis management. 

The fact that the media has tried everything to take him down—from creating fake death tolls allegedly associated with DeSantis’ refusal to enforce onerous lockdowns during the pandemic to blaming him for the hurricane—should indicate how dangerous he is perceived to be by the Left. Like former President Donald Trump, DeSantis represents a dire threat to the system of entrenched special interests in Washington, D.C.. He has proven himself to be a stalwart culture warrior and a brilliant leader. 

DeSantis’ disposition is the pinnacle of professionalism. He will not rage-tweet at his rivals. Instead, he’ll smile at them and implement the strongest possible policies aimed at defeating them. DeSantis will not waste his time talking to media outlets, such as MSNBC or reporters from the New York Times, like Maggie Haberman, who mean to undermine his success and assassinate his character. DeSantis doesn’t care about the opinions from carping ninnies in the anti-Republican press corps. He lets his leadership style—and his record—speak for itself. His discipline denies his Democratic enemies the ammunition they need to defeat him. 

Further, DeSantis has surrounded himself with a dream team of people who are both effective at their jobs as well as loyal. And, unlike with other politicians, loyalty in the DeSantis team cuts both ways. Yes, his people are loyal to him; but, more importantly, the governor is loyal to them. Earlier this year, when the governor’s press secretary became the target of vicious media smears, rather than take the easy road and distance himself from her, Governor DeSantis publicly stood by his press secretary; he made clear that she was on his team for the long-haul. DeSantis even promoted her. The only ones being kicked to the curb were the lying press who will do anything to besmirch DeSantis’ good name (because they fear him in ways they could never fear another Republican leader).

Another plus is that DeSantis is a Gen-X’er. He is not weighed down by the chic revolutionary ethos that has destroyed the Baby Boom generation and he is not bogged down by the identity politics that currently plagues my generation. The country is in its worst crisis in a generation. We need disciplined, steady, and powerful leadership—as well as a young and dynamic leader—to get us through this period. Ron DeSantis is the only politician on the scene right now who can possibly do that. 

The success of Florida can and should be scaled up to the entire nation. Even if Governor DeSantis cannot ultimately win the Republican nomination in 2024, he should still run and not allow himself to be bullied by representatives of the GOP who may prefer other, older politicians to get the nomination. They’ve had their turn. More than that, the entire point of a primary is to determine who is the best candidate to lead us in what will surely be a contentious general election in 2024. DeSantis must run, no matter the odds. 

If he doesn’t win, at least he will have elevated his stature and set himself up for another run down the road. Destiny is calling. Trying to manage the timeline for a “safer” moment in our country’s history to run (because powerful interests are opposed to him running now) is a surefire way to never be president. When destiny demands an answer, you don’t get to put it on hold. You either act now or never. For DeSantis, 2024 is the only time to run. All other considerations are irrelevant. 




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The Broken Promises of the January 6 Committee

Questions about the role of the FBI and other government agencies in the events of January 6, 2020 remain unanswered because they were not asked.


The Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol conducted its final televised performance on Thursday afternoon, an event dutifully carried live by every cable and broadcast news station. Representatives Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) and Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) now plan to exit stage left as their congressional careers come to an end—the former at the hands of disgruntled Wyoming Republican voters and the latter at the hands of gerrymandering Illinois Democrats. It’s only a matter of time before both find a new home at some NeverTrump outlet funded by leftist billionaires to play the role of the “conservative” useful idiot to the Democratic Party.

Since its inception, the select committee has wielded its unchecked authority not to fulfill the stated mission of finding out exactly what happened on January 6—a four-hour disturbance the enabling legislation refers to as a “domestic terror attack”—but as a vehicle to harass, intimidate, prosecute, and destroy the careers of Donald Trump, his aides, and his supporters. Former federal prosecutors for months have interrogated Trump White House officials behind closed doors to produce cherry-picked clips to bolster the regime’s narrative that Trump incited the “insurrection” by refusing to accept the 2020 presidential election as legitimate—a view still shared by the overwhelming majority of Republican voters.

Among specific promises regarding the committee’s outcome, House Democrats initially pledged to examine the “activities of intelligence agencies, law enforcement agencies, and the Armed Forces, including with respect to intelligence collection, analysis, and dissemination and information sharing among the branches and other instrumentalities of government.” Further, committee members claimed to be interested in the “policies, protocols, processes, procedures, and systems for interoperability between the United States Capitol Police and the National Guard, the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Columbia, and other Federal, State, and local law enforcement agencies in the National Capital Region on or before January 6, 2021.”

Unsurprisingly, the committee to date has addressed almost none of those matters. So-called “evidence” instead revolved around plans by Trump and his inner circle to prepare for and fight an election that didn’t go their way—something of an American tradition before it became the basis of an alleged criminal conspiracy after November 2020. There was almost no discussion of security failures related to the breach of the building. Promises of bombshell revelations that would “blow the roof off the House,” as Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) warned in April never materialized.

Committee hearings have featured one dramatic scene after another; tearful and sanctimonious committee members, aggrieved cops-turned-media-celebrities, remorseful Capitol protesters, and disloyal administration officials participated in a public therapy session of sorts—all emoting under the direction of a skilled television producer hired to attract an audience.

For the most part, however, the performances fizzled. The only star born was Cassidy Hutchinson, a telegenic White House aide who detailed a physical encounter between Trump and a Secret Service agent that afternoon. (Her account has not been backed by anyone involved; the officials she named have not been invited back by the committee to confirm her description.) The American people quickly lost interest, to the extent it ever existed outside of the nation’s capital: one CNN columnist fretted that Americans are more concerned about the cost of fast food than the committee’s “compelling” trove of evidence.

During Thursday’s matinee, which Chairman Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.) noted at the start had been changed to an official business meeting in order to allow for a vote, Thompson promised the committee’s swan song would provide “a clear picture of what took place” on January 6 by making “documentary evidence available to the American people.” But aside from airing a few newly-obtained emails exchanged among Secret Service officials, much of the committee’s presentation rehashed old clips, accusations, and condemnations about the “Big Lie.”

Huge gaps of “documentary evidence” remain missing, completely ignored by committee members and their professional investigators. Lawmakers did not mention the status of an FBI probe into the suspect who allegedly planted pipe bombs outside the headquarters of both the Republican National Commitee and Democratic National Committee the night before the Capitol protest; incoming Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly was working at DNC headquarters when the explosive device was located. The incident that prompted the first wave of panic and evacuations has been memory-holed by the “fact-finding” committee.

Not a single document from congressional and local leaders responsible for protecting Capitol Hill on January 6—namely, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), then-Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), and D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser—has been made publicly available to shed light on why the building did not have better security that day. No correspondence between those officials, not to mention sworn testimony, is part of the committee’s official record; to the contrary, Thompson made clear at the onset that Pelosi’s office would be off-limits. (Pelosi made her first cameo appearance on Thursday when the committee played never-before-seen clips recorded by her filmmaker daughter on January 6.)

Questions as to the involvement of the FBI or other federal agencies remain unanswered and unasked. It’s unknown whether FBI Director Christopher Wray even testified. Remember when the committee came to the defense of Ray Epps and promised to disclose his testimony? That didn’t happen, either.

What about videos that showed police officers allowing hundreds of individuals into the building? Where are the disciplinary reports on officers who permitted the breach to occur? Or internal investigations into use of excessive force that contributed to the deaths of four Trump supporters?

Why not release the 14,000 hours of surveillance video captured by security cameras inside and outside the building on January 6? The footage would tell the complete story, not just snippets to support the regime’s narrative.

And on and on.

The meeting on Thursday ended with a unanimous vote to subpoena Donald Trump and threats that criminal referrals against several Trump allies could be forthcoming. Meanwhile, the September release of the committee’s full report has been delayed once again; it won’t be available until November 29, 2022.

And a month later, according to the legislative guidelines, the committee will automatically dissolve. All evidence will be handed over to Pelosi’s office or a Democratic-controlled committee and presumably buried before Republicans can resume control of Congress.

In an overwrought monologue before the committee voted on her resolution to subpoena Trump, Cheney preached that she was obligated to the “country and the Constitution” to get all the “answers” about what happened that day. But her list of those culpable intentionally omits the powerful and the unknown—despite promises otherwise.

And therein lies the real truth about January 6, 2021.




Inflation ‘Unexpectedly’ Surges Again, Sets the Stage for Democrats Pre-Election


Bonchie reporting for RedState 

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and also hide your wallet because we’ve had another “unexpected” inflation report drop. September’s inflation rate clocked in at 8.2 percent. To make matters worse, month-over-month inflation, a metric the White House was touting back in August, actually rose by 0.4 percent as core CPI surged to 6.6 percent.

Predictably, the stock market is now staring at another crash after already falling around 20-25 percent over the last several months.

Thankfully, Democrats passed the Inflation Reduction Act, right?

What this means for Americans in real dollars, after compounding everything, is that they are paying about 15 percent more for things today than they were before Biden took office. Think about that. In less than two years, you have lost 15 percent of your paycheck, and depending on your spending priorities, that number could be far higher.

That is insanely unsustainable, but unfortunately, there is nothing in this report that suggests things are going to cool off any time soon. Core CPI is still rising and month-over-month inflation has accelerated over the last two months. Things are bad, and the job losses are going to start in short order as the economy continues to collapse.

Moving past the absolute pain we are all suffering due to Democrat governance, this report also sets the stage for the coming mid-terms. There will not be another inflation report dropped before election day. This is it, and it means sky-high inflation is now imprinted in the minds of voters. There is nothing Democrats can do to change that. They made their bed and now they will lay in it.

And to those voters, I’m begging you to please vote accordingly in November. This is ridiculous, and people can’t survive another year of Democrat big spending leading to more and more inflation. There need to be consequences for bad governance, otherwise, all you will get is more bad governance.




Real Average Hourly Wages Continue to Decline as Inflation Destroys Economy and Now Hours Worked is Contracting



The Bureau of Labor and Statistics (BLS) released the September wage report delivering worse economic news for workers. [DATA HERE

Real wages are dropping at a historic rate as inflation continues to rise and as a result wages buy less.

[BLS] “Real average hourly earnings decreased 3.0 percent, seasonally adjusted, from September 2021 to September 2022. The change in real average hourly earnings combined with a decrease of 0.9 percent in the average workweek resulted in a 3.8-percent decrease in real average weekly earnings over this period.” (link)

REAL WAGE CHART:

As the Biden economic/energy policy and Federal Reserve monetary policy merge together, the economy shrinks.  As the economy shrinks, fewer goods and services are purchased.  As less consumer goods are purchased, employment hours drop.  As employment hours drop, wages decline.

Declining wages combined with increased inflation forms the perfect storm against middle-class and working-class families.  This dynamic means lowered income and higher prices for essential goods and services like food, fuel, energy and housing.  It’s not difficult to see why this is happening.

The declining wage rates, and the more substantive drop in real wage rates due to massive inflation, are specifically hitting the lower tier of the working class harder.  Yet despite this, Biden is intent on importing even more economic migrants to put even more downward pressure on wages for the working class.

These are very real outcomes of policy.  Working class Blacks and Latinos will feel this even more, yet this is the special interest group that Democrats claim to support.  The reality is exactly opposite from the narrative sold by the Biden administration.

The Democrats know this. These outcomes are not accidental; they are a feature not a flaw in their policy.  This is why they need to keep spending to retain the ruse.

There’s no way around this.  Despite the pundit and financial class selling a counter-narrative, home prices will crash, and unemployment will go up.  I know this is directly against the current talking points, but the statistical reality is clear.

CTH was the first place who said a year ago that home sales will plummet, that is starting to happen right now.  There’s no way for it not to happen, the big picture tells us why.




Climate protesters throw soup on van Gogh’s ‘Sunflowers’

 https://www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/climate-protesters-throw-soup-on-van-goghs-sunflowers/



(The Hill) – Climate protesters threw soup on Vincent van Gogh’s famous “Sunflowers” painting in London’s National Gallery and glued themselves to the wall on Friday in protest of fossil fuel extraction.

The painting, which is covered in glass, did not appear to suffer any damage, according to the Associated Press. Police officers have since un-glued the two protesters and arrested them for criminal damage and aggravated trespassing, London’s Metropolitan Police said in a press release.

The two protesters were with Just Stop Oil, an organization demanding that the government in the United Kingdom end all new oil and gas extraction. 

“What is worth more — art or life?” one of the protesters said while glued to the wall on Friday. “Is it worth more than food, worth more than justice? Are you more concerned about the protection of a painting or the protection of our planet and people?”

“The cost-of-living crisis is part of the cost of oil crisis,” the protester added. “Fuel is unaffordable to millions of cold, hungry families. They can’t even afford to heat a tin of soup. Meanwhile, crops are failing. Millions of people are dying in monsoons, wildfires and severe drought. We cannot afford new oil and gas. It’s going to take everything we know and love.”

The group has previously targeted artwork and museums in its protests, gluing themselves to the frame of Leonardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” at the Royal Academy of Arts and John Constable’s “The Hay Wain” at the National Gallery earlier this year, according to the AP. 

NBC Nibbles Carefully During Report on Fall Harvest Inflation

In this brief segment on fall harvest inflation, NBC notes consumer prices for food stuffs continue increasing regardless of the economic action by the Biden administration. The reason is very simple and is outlined within the segment by Jacob Goebbert, the Goebbert’s farm general manager.  WATCH:


The current inflation is embedded in the cost of products, because it’s a supply side issue.

Financial “experts” can shout all day long about the fiscal policy (spending) being the origin of inflation (ie. demand side), they’re wrong.  Our current inflation cycle, most notably evident within massive increases in food prices, is a supply side issue created by the increased energy costs.  Full stop.  It’s a Biden policy outcome.



January 6th Committee Tries One Last, Desperate Ploy to 'Get' Donald Trump


Bonchie reporting for RedState 

You’d be forgiven for not knowing about it given the latest inflation report that sits among a vast array of far more important things going on, but the January 6th committee is in the midst of holding another hearing on Thursday.

All the broadcast networks are carrying it because they apparently like bad ratings in pursuit of partisan aims, and things have progressed as you’d expect. Rep. Benny Thompson, who chairs the committee, opened the hearing by asking “What did President Trump know? What was his role in a multi-part plan to overturn our election?”

Think about how absurd that is. This farce has been going on since early June, and these clowns are still asking questions they claimed to have already had answers for from the first drop of the gavel. What did Trump know? Well, I was assured that Liz Cheney and crew had evidence of what he knew. Where is it? Why are we still pretending there haven’t already been a multitude of these ridiculous hearings to this point, each more disappointing than the last?

In short, as I’ve said many times, this committee has absolutely nothing to offer, having not even begun to prove its chief assertions of a “seven-step plan” to overthrow the government led by Trump. That reality now has them lashing out with one last, desperate ploy to “get” the former president. According to NBC News, the committee will vote during Thursday’s hearing to subpoena Donald Trump to testify.

There’s no suspense here. The January 6th committee is filled with some of the most dishonest actors on Capitol Hill. Trump will be subpoenaed by the end of the day if this report is accurate, and it appears it is.

Regardless, what exactly do they expect to garner from Trump testifying? Do they think he’s going to come in and admit that he planned a coup? Spoiler: He clearly didn’t. Or is the goal to just get him in front of a television audience so they can play a bunch of clips of January 6th in the hope of getting him to defend it before the mid-terms? It’s most certainly the latter, and that’s what makes the move so incredibly partisan. It’s an abuse of the congressional system meant to take down a political opponent, not offer any relevant answers to the questions they claim to care about.

Then there’s the issue of whether the House can even subpoena Trump. No doubt, he will go to the courts in an attempt to not show up, and that could take months to work through. Do you know what the Democrats running the committee don’t have? They don’t have months. The moment the GOP officially takes control of the House in January (yeah, I’m not even entertaining the possibility that Democrats hold it), they will scuttle the January 6th committee with prejudice. That day is going to be incredibly entertaining given the gnashing of teeth it will no doubt cause.

In short, today’s vote is more shallow bluster from a bunch of desperate hacks who know they overplayed their hand. They promised the moon and they’ve delivered a pebble. The entire thing is a joke.




Ted Cruz Nails It: Nixon Tried and Failed to Corrupt the DOJ and FBI, 'Obama and Biden Succeeded’


Mike Miller reporting for RedState 

In less than two years, Joe Biden has proved to be the most incompetent president in U.S. history, intentionally creating crisis after crisis, from his war on the oil industry to the southern border crisis; and he’s now attempting to match wits with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s threat to use nuclear weapons in Ukraine. Nobody’s done it “better” than Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. — and that’s far from all.

As Texas Senator Ted Cruz recently articulated, Biden–and Obama before him–have succeeded in turning the Department of Justice, the FBI, and other U.S. intelligence agencies into political weapons. It’s a scheme that even Richard Nixon, tainted by the Watergate scandal, couldn’t pull off — despite trying his damnedest.

Biden and Obama succeeded where Nixon failed, Cruz said on “Washington Watch with Tony Perkins,” Wednesday, because “the system” fought back against Nixon’s politicization campaign. But today, the DOJ and FBI are willing accomplices, and proactively so, in the Democrat war against conservatism.

In the interview, Cruz explained how Biden, “despite a checkered and often unpopular record,” succeeded where no other president has, over the last 50 years, as reported on Thursday by the Washington Stand.

The U.S. Senate confirmed in the 1970s that President Franklin D. Roosevelt had the FBI investigate people who sent him letters opposing his foreign policies; the Kennedy administration wiretapped journalists and Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., and Lyndon B. Johnson spied on the 1964 presidential campaign of Barry Goldwater.

Cruz said the corruption that began under Obama “has now metastasized” under Biden.

What Nixon tried to do, Barack Obama and Joe Biden succeeded in doing. Barack Obama pushed hard partisans into career positions at DOJ, the FBI, the intelligence agencies, and the IRS, and targeted his political enemies. It has now metastasized under Joe Biden.

Washington Stand noted multiple examples:

Critics point to a host of norm-breaking behavior emanating from the Biden administration, including the first-ever raid on a former president, as federal agents descended on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago on the grounds that he reportedly retained classified material.

The FBI stormed the homes of Project Veritas employees who obtained the diary of Biden’s daughter, Ashley, in which she wrote of being “[h]yper-sexualized @ a young age,’ including ‘showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).” In the last few weeks, heavily armed agents have arrested pro-life advocates on charges stretching back more than a year.

Yet they have made not a single arrest of anyone in the Biden or Clinton families, [or] Black Lives Matter officials accused of misappropriating millions of dollars in tax-exempt donations or those who vandalized — and at times, committed arson against — more than 100 pro-life churches and pregnancy resource centers since May.

Cruz also reiterated the reality we’ve seen for more than six years: the persecution of Donald Trump, while the DOJ and FBI continue to turn a blind eye to the multiple scandals surrounding — or perpetrated by — Hillary Clinton.

When it comes to Hillary Clinton and her violations of law, they turn a blind eye, but with Donald Trump, they send an army of FBI agents to storm his home. And [this pattern is repeated] over and over again. The double standard is glaringly obvious, and it is remarkable. Merrick Garland is perfectly willing to have the DOJ function in a nakedly partisan way, and it’s completely unjustifiable.

Yet still, it continues, with the Democrat Party, U.S. intelligence agencies, and “mainstream” media all but thumbing their noses at Republicans and conservative media who demand equal justice.


Meanwhile, President “Unity” has found one acceptable use for fossil fuels — pouring partisan gasoline on the flames of divisiveness burning uncontained throughout our country. When a sitting president labels a former president and his supporters “semi-fascists,” he knows exactly what he’s doing–and why he’s doing it. Hence, Biden sneers at “MAGA Republicans,” as if Trump supporters are on par with the black-shirted supporters of WWII Italy’s fascist dictator, Benito Mussolini.

As RedState reported in July, charges of law enforcement “mistreatment” of January 6 protesters began to swirl on social media and conservative political sites during and in the aftermath of the breach of the U.S. Capitol. Moreover, according to legal experts, the FBI and the Justice Department continue to violate civil liberties and use “brutish tactics” during politically motivated and highly publicized raids and arrests against critics of the Biden administration, as reported by Just the News.

The Bottom Line

Until the Republican Party has control of the White House and both chambers of Congress, the “swamp” will not be drained. Trump ran in part on that pledge, but now it’s full of more swamp things intent on making a mockery of the U.S. Constitution and equal justice under the law than at any other time in history.

We have work to do between now and the 2024 presidential election, my fellow conservatives, and when 2024 rolls around, let’s not screw it up.



Fiction Creep

How a 20-minute kitchen fire in Joe Biden’s home transformed into the most horrifying inferno since Mrs. O’Leary’s cow burned Chicago to the ground.

Fiction Creep


I’m sure you’ve heard the term mission creep. It’s made a comeback now that the United States is bankrolling a proxy war with Russia. But today, I want to talk about another form of mission creep, namely Fiction Creep.

Like mission creep, fiction creep is when one thing slowly begins to transform into something it never was intended to be.

Fiction creep isn’t a general term that applies to many things. Instead, it is a specific term (invented by me) describing how mundane real-life events in Joe Biden’s life eventually transform into something that never happened.

Let me give you a few examples.

From 2017 to 2019, Joe Biden held an honorary “professorship” at the University of Pennsylvania that consisted of making four speeches. But now, that factual story has transformed into complete fiction, with old Joe frequently claiming he was a full professor at the University of Pennsylvania — teaching classes, giving lectures, the whole nine yards.

Then there’s the factual event in which Joe Biden was briefly separated from the rest of a congressional delegation at the airport in South Africa during a 1976 visit. After several years of fiction creep, that factual event transformed into “I was arrested on the streets of Soweto while trying to visit Nelson Mandela on Robben Island.”

Then there’s the factual event in 1973 when then-Senator Joe Biden met Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir. In this case, Biden transformed the facts into such a bad work of fiction, it made no sense at all.

See, the fictional version of this 1973 meeting transformed to “I served as a special liaison between Golda Meir and the Egyptian government during the 1967 Six Day War.”

I mean, come on! Joe Biden was still a law student at Syracuse University during the Six Day War and Golda Meir wasn’t even the Prime Minister of Israel.

Another example is the 2004 kitchen fire at Joe’s home in Wilmington, Delaware.

According to a report from the Associated Press in 2004, lightning struck the house and started a “small fire that was contained to the kitchen.” It took firefighters about 20 minutes to get the fire under control and keep it from spreading to the rest of the house.

But over the years, Biden’s fiction creep transformed the story in whatever manner made it more appealing to the audience hearing it.

In a 2013 speech to the 25th Annual National Fire and Emergency Service Dinner of the Congressional Fire Services Institute, Biden claimed firefighters and EMTs saved Jill’s life after a “significant portion” of their house burned. Hell, they even rescued his 1967 Corvette.

Unless the Corvette was parked by the refrigerator in the kitchen, it was never in danger.

Last November, Biden repeated his fictional account of that kitchen fire.

During a speech in New Hampshire promoting the newly-passed bipartisan infrastructure bill, Joe was fearmongering about the potential death and destruction that would await us without functioning roads and bridges when he again recounted that he had a house “burn down with my wife in it.”

And in the last week, Biden brought up that damn 20-minute kitchen fire not once, but twice.

Last Wednesday, while touring the devastating destruction from Hurricane Ian in Fort Myers, Florida, Joe said this to those people who just lost everything:

“I know from experience how much — how much anxiety and fear and concern there are in the people. We didn’t lose our whole home, but lightning struck and we lost an awful lot of it about 15 years ago, and we had a lot to go to. We had relatives nearby. It wasn’t like everything was wiped out.” [Emphasis mine]

Unless that kitchen took up 75% of the house, they didn’t lose “an awful lot of it.”

But the House Fire Fiction Creep wasn’t over.

Just six days later, Joe crept even further during a White House summit on fire prevention and control on Tuesday.

In this version of events, the fire that, in reality, was contained to the kitchen and under control in 20 minutes, nearly cost the lives of two firefighters.

“In addition to that, what happened was … I uh I was … I was doing ‘Meet the Press,’ and lightning struck a little pond behind my house, came up through the ground, into the air conditioning system. Ended up generating this thick, black smoke literally … literally that … of those proportions. And from the basement to the third floor, the attic, everything was ruined. And the kitchen floor — we almost lost a couple firefighters, they tell me, because the kitchen floor was … the … burning between beams in-in-in the house, in addition to almost collapsed into the basement.”

Yeah, really:

At the rate Joe’s fiction creep is moving, by January, his version of that kitchen fire will include half of Wilmington burning to the ground while planes fly overhead dumping water from the sky. And he’ll cap it off by recounting his own brave act of derring-do, rescuing an innocent child from the inferno.

And since equity is the order of the day, no doubt the child he rescues will be black.

Why does Joe Biden engage in fiction creep?

Well, because Joe Biden is an inveterate liar. Joe started inventing many of these tall tales long before dementia began devouring his brain.

This is why more than 35 years ago, Joe was claiming he graduated in the top half of his class at Syracuse University Law School when, in reality, he graduated 76th out of a class of 85 people.

He inflates his personal story to make himself look far more important than he is because he craves adoration but is deserving of none.

He does it in a futile attempt to connect to his audience to compensate for the fact that he is too self-centered and narcissistic to possess genuine empathy.

And he does it because he is a deeply vainglorious little asshole. This is why no matter what the subject, event, or audience, Joe Biden has to find a way to make it all about him, even if he has to transform himself from the ineffectual career politician into the hero of some magnificent flight of fancy.

The only role his dementia plays in Joe’s fiction creep is that now he can’t remember which stories are fact and which are fiction.

In the make-believe world of Joe Biden, he is always the brave, plucky hero whose every dull real-life moment is just waiting to be mined for fictional gold.